The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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