A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he thought i was a dude.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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