Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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