i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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