random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
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