They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
