If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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