Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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