smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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