gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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