I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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