I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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