but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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