As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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