if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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