Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
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Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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