he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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