so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
