He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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