I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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