Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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