I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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