Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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