How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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