i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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