so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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