how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm always down for nudity.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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