Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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