Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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