just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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