im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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