Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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