I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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