me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
