i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that