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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs

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• (949): View more from California

  hell yes lets make some ravioli

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry

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• (253): View more from Washington

  is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  strike ten. I need to stop drinkng

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth

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• (858): View more from California

  I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour

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• (831): View more from California

  I won't be able to get a boner for a month

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  Challenge accepted.

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• (315): View more from New York

  First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  At least he has family values.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome

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