Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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