fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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