Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(813): View more from Florida

i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.

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(315): View more from New York

Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.

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(949): View more from California

You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.

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(714): View more from California

Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?

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(989): View more from Michigan

Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man

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(434): View more from Virginia

If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that

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