if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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