I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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its like you know when i get waxed
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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