its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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