you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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