i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
If I die, sorry about rent.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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