i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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