remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
be right there i have to get my cape
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
