its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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