he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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