Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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