I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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