So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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