We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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