Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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