I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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