Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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