So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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